I would tell you to never speak to me again cause you’re a psychopath but you might actually try to slit my throat sooooo immma stay way over here and work on changing my identity.

ohhyoufillmylungswithsweetness:

Good morning everyone

Breakfast bowls.

(via ravey--seals)

2srooky:

opal-porn:

Ethiopian opal geode

That’s an egg.

😿

(Source: opalauctions.com, via carrion-mortuus)

darthmoonmoon:

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

drywipe…

glamdamnit:

My sister asked if the events of “The Labyrinth” are meant to be Sarah dreaming, or are they real? Although my primary reaction was that she shouldn’t put that much thought into any children’s movie (or any instance of David Bowie in tight pants), I’d like to take this opportunity to put so much thought into this children’s movie, that it’ll blow your mind.

So why is David Bowie kidnapping a child from an underage Jennifer Connelley?

In a time long long ago a sorcerer named Jareth fell in love with a girl named Sarah. Sarah’s father and step-mother would not let her marry Jareth because they wanted her to keep her, as a servant, to care for their other child. In a fit of rage Jareth kidnapped this other child and spirited it away to the fairy world. In this new world Jareth built a palace for his Sarah. He turned the spoiled child into a goblin, and kept it to be a servant.

Many stories of the fairy world tell us that time moves differently there than in our world (Rip Van Winkle for one). In the time it took for Jareth to build his kingdom, which he may have thought was little more than a few years, Sarah grew old and died.

Overcome by grief and addled by a lifetime spent in a strange world filled with monsters, Jareth goes mad. He refuses to believe that he has lost his love. He searches the mortal world from his castle, looking for her.

Sarah is Hebrew name. So, it is common, and has been in use for thousands and thousands of years. It does not take long (for him) to find a dark haired girl named Sarah, who has a younger sibling, and who feels that she is treated unfairly by her step mother. In a fit of rage he kidnaps this other child and spirits it away to the fairy world. Perhaps this new Sarah dies in the quest to find the child, perhaps she wins her sibling back and flees.

Jareth searches the mortal world from his from his castle, looking for her.  It does not take long to find a dark haired girl named Sarah…

This is how Jareth becomes the goblin king. Every goblin in the goblin city is a child Jareth has stolen, who was not recovered by a Sarah. (he told the current Sarah that Toby would become a goblin if she did not find him in time)

This is why he builds the maze. The magic bog, the junk yard of useless treasures, all tricks to slow Sarah down. Because if he can only have his Sarah for the time it takes for her to regain the stolen child, he will make it take as long as possible, keep her as long as possible.

This is why there exists in our world a book containing the story. Because it has happened before. So many times. At some point some lucky Sarah must have returned to our world to tell the story.

This is why when the most recent Sarah first meets Hoggle at the start of the labyrinth, and introduces herself; “I’m Sarah”, Hoggle responds “That’s what I figured.”

Because of course she’s Sarah.

They were all Sarah.

(via tentacles-and-stardust)

nilenna:

If this was a trap I’d walk right in it!! o__O

(Source: moondarkwolf, via tentacles-and-stardust)

beltaguise:

amaluelmwood:

annethecatdetective:

moonblossom:

beben-eleben:

Octopus-Inspired Design Ideas

I require all of these.

My design aesthetic is tentacles. Tentacles everywhere.

thezombiemessia lookit

Ikea, get on this. I. Require build-it-yourself octopus themed everything.

Oh look a list of everything I need.

(via tentacles-and-stardust)

Follow my light trails🍄

jobuss:

babylucipur

I need him!!!

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

This is something I would do lol

(via jobuss)

morethanablankcanvas:

babylucipur:

Just going to take a second to appreciate the fact one of my favorite DJ’s reposted my video on his Facebook!

I’m going to automatically assume this means he wants to take me out for pizza. ❤️

That was you? I was like “this is a bomb ass video!”

Yes!! I had a panic attack tbh. Haha!

Just going to take a second to appreciate the fact one of my favorite DJ’s reposted my video on his Facebook!

I’m going to automatically assume this means he wants to take me out for pizza. ❤️